Shockingly NOT Simple

Save your $5 here is everything you need to know from this month's REAL SIMPLE:

• Your house is NOT clean
• Wear Galoshes, cheerful stripes, and flowered prints
• Use your cereal bowl as a speaker.  Stick your IPhone inside, crank it up the volume and dance away.
• Rice is too plain.  Jazz it up!  Search your pantry and throw some extra goodies in it.  
• Buy an area rug.  Your floors will thank you.
• Stop procrastination: bottom line follow nike and JUST DO IT!
• Eggs are good anytime of day, cooked anyway.  Try them with smoked salmon, make a curried egg salad sandwich, throw them in a salad, bake them, poach them, scramble them or omelet them.  

BTW:  Unless you LOVE to CLEAN avoid feeling discourage and don't read, look at the pictures or touch Real Simple April 2011.  They explain how to clean curtains, upholstery and close your eyes your mattress.  We have had our bed for over 8 years and sure I might vacuum it on occasion but I have never dusted it with baking soda to draw out dirt and moisture.


More BTW:  If you don't like eggs then head to IVARS for dinner tonight.  To celebrate Ivar's birthday if you buy one entree you get the 2nd entree for $1.06